Case of the Mondays

It's earthquake weather in town lately, and as much as it's unsettling, I love it. Sunny and warm and mostly still. I would enjoy the days more, however, if I could just sleep a little. I feel like I spend my nights listening to other people sleep instead of doing it myself. Believe me: if you sleep anywhere in my vicinity, I am an expert in how you snore. I've decided everyone does it, it's just a matter of degrees. Also: your snoring pisses me off. It's jealousy; why can't I be snoring?

Here's hoping that there won't be an accounting of all my mistakes, especially not on a Monday.