Spam - not just for breakfast anymore

We have a series of heavily-armored firewalls at work, but some spam still manages to sneak through. More and more lately, I get that fun spam that's just random words, or what seem like poorly translated text. Today's is, by far, my favorite:

Subject: object staff neat-handedly

From: Al Cooper [akstcalphaomegamnsdgs@alphaomega.com]

Because with such an husband, her misery was considered certain. After sitting a few minutes longer without saying much to anybody, went away.



Sparing prose, inventive use of articles; five stars!